I found a cockroach skittering on the counter top today...
It crawled into a little opening it found but it didn't go anywhere, and his butt was sticking out of the hole...
So i grabbed it by its wings in the back...
As i was about to kill it, i decided to have some fun with this cockroach... hey i'm going to kill it anway...

1) taped its hind legs to the floor and watched it struggle to escape...
2) put it in a box with my cat... My cat proceeded to move around really fast within the box...
3) Put it in a smaller box and shook it around
4) put it under water
5) put it in another box and stuck it in the freezer
6) held it hostage above the toilet...
7) attempted to drop it in a toilet because no one was paying me

The cockroach then glided and missed the toilet...
I now have an escaped cockroach running through my house with a $20 ransom on its wings...
If anyone spots it, return it to the department of Cockroaches at the corner of Coksimy road.

By the way! - COCK!! - ROACH!! - hahahaha!!